The Seva of The Vampire Lands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Klaus Mikaelson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.539 billion Vampires hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mystic Orleans. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The all-consuming Vampiric economy, worth 414 trillion Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,305 Bloods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is relatively low. The Vampire Lands's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Vampire Lands is ranked 114,677^th in the world and 6^th in Bloopsjooj for Largest Populations, with 4.54 billion capita.